Just when I was going to jump on the bandwagon...

Yep, I was almost to the point where I was going to give up eating cow to help save the planet from sure catastrophic destruction due to bovine flatulence; but not now:

Cows absolved of causing global warming with nitrous oxide

Livestock could actually be good for the environment according to a new study that found grazing cows or sheep can cut emissions of a powerful greenhouse gas.

Well, so who are you gonna believe? I'm pretty much past the point where I believe anything that any group of researchers put out. Doesn't matter what the subject; there's always opposing groups finding totally opposite and contradictory results.

I'm just going to stick with my own lifetime of research: bovine ribs smothered in barbecue sauce are just too darn delicious to give up because some group, like PETA nutcases, think that suddenly, after thousands of years of animals farting, that it's now destroying the planet. Why wasn't the planet being destroyed when there were millions of buffalo roaming around South Dakota?