Ya know what really irritates me---there are probably a million people across the country, from 5th graders to seniors in nursing homes, (as well as an assortment of different animals from chimpanzees to elephants) that have more artistic talent in their little pinky than this bozo; but, he's just the type of lunatic artist who'll get a $100,000 grant from the NEA. Heck, I could stick paintballs in my nose and sneeze a work of art equal to what this idiot is putting out.
Actually, I think we'd all pay cash money to see you do the paintballs up the nose trick, KD. We could call it performance art and the NEA would probably hook you up, so long as you put an Obama bumper sticker someplace on the piece.
ReplyDeleteYou're probably right, KD, but what red-blooded American male would pass up the chance to blast away with 105mm paintball behemoth?
ReplyDeleteYou tell em KD!
ReplyDeleteI'll take two of the cannons: one for the front door and one for the back. Stay out of my yard!
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