Saturday, September 12, 2009

Memo to Detroit Tigers

To: Detroit Tigers baseball club
2100 Woodward Ave
Detroit, MI 48201

From: Brad Carlson
Minnesota Twins rube

Re: Invitation to AL Central title

Please consider this an RSVP to your invitation for my favorite baseball team to win the AL Central division title. Despite the nice gesture you've shown by losing five games in a row, the Minnesota Twins respectfully decline your invitation to usurp your current standing in said division.

Again, thank you for your consideration.

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