Give me explosive diarrhea and projectile vomiting once, shame on you....

Give it to me twice, shame on you. Three times, you should be going out of business.

Cruise liner hit again with illness returns to SC

A cruise liner hit by an outbreak of stomach illness for the third trip in a row has returned to port in South Carolina.

I'll just save some money by eating a piece of raw pork and then popping in the Poseidon Adventure in the DVD.