Some good news for a change

Private guards on a merchant vessel help Somali pirate assume ocean temperature. The only bummer here is that the body was found with numerous "small caliber" wounds. As I've noted before, the proper way to deal with pirates is really Ma Deuce. Nothing says "welcome" to pirates like 100 .50 caliber holes in their fishing skiff when they're still 500 yards out of range with their own weapons.