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Revenge is sweet, tasty:
Maine teen plans to eat bull that gored him

DURHAM, Maine — A teenager who was gored by a bull in Maine is going to have the last laugh. His family shot the bull and plans to eat it.

Seventeen-year-old Durham resident Vinnie Huntington said he was rounding up the bull and a steer when the bull turned on him Monday night. He said the 1,800-pound bull gored him and flipped him.
He suffered dislocated shoulders, puncture wounds to his back and bumps and bruises. His mother and a neighbor intervened to save him.

WMTW-TV said the teen hopes to be released from a hospital Thursday.
He said he'll participate in the feast. And that he's going to enjoy it.

The young man obviously wasn't paying attention to the Ninja Cow Threat Level warnings, but having survived his encounter he shows an admirable resolve. With proper training and discipline he may become exactly the kind of man we want on that wall.