You can save a life!

Become a poop donor.  No kidding; the next time you're really, really, really stinking up the bathroom, just tell your dear sweet wife and delightful chitlins

I'm doing this for science.

Because everyone knows now that the micro-flora-and-fauna that tell others "get away from my bathroom!" are in reality sweet ambrosia for the sick.

H/T ColdFusionGuy