Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Wait till next year

Sorry, Cubs fans, but it's already certain that the Cubbies will not win the World Series.  No, it's not their record, which apparently is already dismal at 12-20 (aren't they supposed to swoon in June?), but rather the simple fact that they are letting goats graze at O'Hare.

Now if this were simply at Midway on the South Side, we could simply think it were simply a stunt pulled by supporters of the Axis of Evil.  However, O'Hare is northwest, and hence we must assume that the curse of the goat is alive and well, being nourished and sustained by grass grown on life-giving greenhouse gases provided by the generousity of business travelers, many of them, ironically, Cubs fans.

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