"Fully furnished" takes on a new meaning

It was 1994 when I was on my own for the first time. I found a nice apartment in Mr. D's current city of New Brighton. While it was a fine abode, one of the amenities was most assuredly not getting laid.

From the NY Post: 

The hot new apartment amenity: sex

Instead of falling in love and then shacking up, some New York millennials are doing it backwards, and finding romance with their attractive roommates because it’s so easy and convenient. 

And here I thought I was so smart when I scored an apartment with a walk-in linen closet.

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