Jay Cut

After 8 seasons with the Chicago Bears, quarterback Jay Cutler has been released. Cutler holds almost every passing record in Bears franchise history, which is a little like saying he's tall for a midget. 

But as The Onion pointed out, Cutler is the NFL's all-time leader in one particular category: 

Bears Release Quarterback With Highest Whining Percentage In NFL History

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Good News, Bears Fans!

You have the support of the First Fan:

After the pool spray with President Hu Jintao in the Oval Office, a cameraman asked President Obama “If the Bears win, are you going to the Super Bowl?”

“Oh we're going,” responded the President, “no doubt.”

I'm not sure which endorsement is the bigger kiss of death: the one reported above, or this one:

Brett Favre insists he has "no bitterness" toward the Packers three years after leaving Green Bay on less than friendly terms. In fact, he told ESPN on Monday that he believes his former team will be the champions this year.

"I think they will win it all! I hope they do, if you are wondering," Favre said in an e-mail to ESPN reporter Ed Werder.

Considering that Ed Werder has pretty much set up a townhouse in Favre's intestinal tract, I'm sure he's hanging on every word. The rest of us? Maybe not so much....

Gino, Stover and the Packer Cabal Have Seen These

Just want all you big-talkin' Purple people to see what they look like.

Random Former Bear Great of the Week

It's Jack Concannon, one of many fantastic Bears quarterbacks.