Obama wins Playmate of the Year!

In a surprise announcement, President Barrack Obama was honored as this year's Playmate of the Year. Hugh Hefner described the decisions thusly,

"His social programs and government spending turn me on all right. But it's his coddling of dictatorships in Iran and Venezuela while being needlessly belligerent to allies like Honduras and Israel that really get me good and hot. Oh, and unilateral nuclear disarmement? No playmate has ever been hotter than that."

Rightwing kooks have reacted to the award with derision. "I would rather see my mother in a string bikini than Obama in the White House," commented Karl Rove. Mr. Rove, an ugly, balding man, obviously doesn't know that the ladies don't appreciate such negativity.