Monday, November 2, 2009

It's probably a true story....

Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be North Dakota for you non-Scandahoovians out there).

He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. He reaches under to see if the cow gives milk. When he grabs a teat and pulls...the cow farts. Surprised, Ole looks at the farmer who's selling the cow, then reaches under to try again.

He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out however, so after some discussion with the cow's current owner, Ole decides to buy the cow.

When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, 'Hey, Sven, come and look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens.'

Sven reaches under, pulls the teat...the cow farts. Sven looks at Ole and says, 'You bought dis here cow over in Nordakota, didn't yah?'

Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip. Ole replies, 'Yah, dats right. But how did yah know?'

Sven says, 'My wife is from Nordakota too.'


  1. Oh that's a good joke for a pastor to tell in church!

  2. Yeah, no. I think I'll not make that joke in church. I don't want Faith going to prison for murder.

  3. You can tell the joke, Ben. After all, it would be justifiable homicide, and no jury woudl EVER convict her. ;^)

  4. If dat happens ven ya pull on da teat, I vonder vat happens ven ya pull on da finger!

    Uff da!