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I saw Jesus Shooting Santa Claus.

OK, the guy's artistic skills need some work, but I think it's clear he qualifies as one of us, as he's obviously telling St. Nick to get off his lawn. I also think he's suggesting that our Lord has taken Gino's lead and has bagged Rudoph with his shootin' iron, not his truck.

And of course this is neither Scripture nor tradition of the church, but maybe, just maybe, there will be venison at the marriage supper of the Lamb.