Saturday, December 19, 2009

What's My Price?

I just sent an email to Senator Ben Nelson from Nebraska asking how much it would cost for him to come shovel my driveway. He hasn't replied yet, but all indications are that he'll self himself cheaply.


  1. I doubt he would rise to the level of shoveling snow. That would require pulling his face out of the putrid swine mire he likes to swim in.

  2. Paraphrasing Churchill: Senator Nelson, we've already established what you are. Now we are merely haggling over the price.