Would you have paid to watch as the good doctor who writes this column opened the letter asking whether the writer's flatulence was solely responsbible for global warming?
(bets on which one of us wrote in after his family told him exactly that?)
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Good one Burt! You didn't mention the thing about breasts that was in the article right below that. That one was kind of funny too!
ReplyDeleteWhere do you come up with this stuff?
I didn't read that far. Just couldn't get past the hilarity of someone's family blaming Mom for destroying the environment by eating too many beans and spicy food.
ReplyDeleteI think one of the GOM actually wrote it, though....not quite sure if it was me or KD. :^)
I'd go with KD, who has been touting his Cajun Squirrel recipe.
ReplyDeleteYoung people today!!! They're always trying to mess it up for us elders. Life's simple pleasures are the best; and letting a good one rip unhibited is something all grumpy old men can appreciate.
ReplyDeleteRegarding the cajun squirrel dish for the Super Bowl party; I'm still trying to catch the little jihadist who's been raiding my bird feeders the last few weeks. We may have to bring something else if I can't get him.
Reminds me of the scene in "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" where Richard Dreyfuss tells two government agents, "The only bad air around here is from you guys farting around."
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