The bald-headed Captain Picard represents the emasculation of America. It's like his job before starfleet was "UFP representative to Aboriginal & Oppressed Life Forms" or something. If Captain Pike could still move he would kick Picard's butt all over the universe. As it is he just sits in his mech-chair with his "NO!" light blinking over and over again.
This post is a lesson for a local lefty blogger that thinks *facepalm* means "go sit in a corner and slap yourself".
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ReplyDeleteJean Luc just read Penisblog on his communicator!
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Seriously, K-Rod? I'm glad you go to those places so I don't have to.
ReplyDeletedoes swiftee have a blog?
ReplyDeleteNo, Gino. I used to, but I find it much more rewarding to just cruise around and screw up other people's blogs.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't consider mocking lefty liberals and taking Liberal Fascists to task screwing up a blog, Swiftee.
ReplyDeleteI have seen Peni's Blog and *facepalm* is the usual reaction.
We come pre-screwed up, Swiftee. But we're always glad you're here.
ReplyDeleteThe bald-headed Captain Picard represents the emasculation of America. It's like his job before starfleet was "UFP representative to Aboriginal & Oppressed Life Forms" or something.
ReplyDeleteIf Captain Pike could still move he would kick Picard's butt all over the universe. As it is he just sits in his mech-chair with his "NO!" light blinking over and over again.
Kirk did say that he was out saving the galaxy when Picard's great grandfather was still in diapers.
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