Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Joke of the Day!

Three people line up at Heaven's Gate. As 2 go into the sound proof room, a regular guy asks Peter what he must to do gain entrance. Peter says spell something. The regular guy says is that all, what would you like me to spell. Peter says God. The regular guy spells GOD and gets in. Next a rancher from Texas asks what he must do....The rancher spells God in very southern, cowboy dialect and Peter says close enough. Next a feminist laywer asks what she must to do gain entrance. Peter says spell something. The woman launches into a rant. What is it with you men. It wasn't enough that I graduated 1st in my high school class, passed the entrance exam at Harvard on my 1st try. Graduated with honors from law school. I still had to jump through hoops and prove myself at that male dominated law firm, she goes on and on. Finally...so what is this word you want me to spell Mr. Peter..........Peter smiles and says...............................................czechoslovakia

3 comments:

  1. I was thinking "disestablishmentarianism" or "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis".

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  2. Or eellogofusciohippopokunurious.

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