Or, for that matter, why they'll never get a Wal-Mart. Why so?
They ban mullets.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
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ReplyDeleteJust wait until those mullahs get a load of Miley pole-dancing!
ReplyDeleteOh this is to to funny! Read the article all the way down to the part about the earthquakes. What causes earthquakes? It's all women's fault - it's all our fault again!!!!! From the garden of Eden all the way to earthquakes. Good grief!!!! We ARE wicked aren't we??????????
ReplyDeleteOops! I meant to say too too funny! My English is eroding from too much internet.
ReplyDeleteGood move. Guys with mullets gave us four years of Jesse Ventura.
ReplyDeleteBut they can probably grow some wicked play off beards for the olympics.
ReplyDeletei like that ban on low rise pants for dudes. can we get that here?
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see such a ban for young ladies, too. There are things that make a young lady look beautiful, but low rise pants are not among them. (they can make even the most willowy young lady look fat)
ReplyDeletebut then you wouldnt be able to see her tramp stamp.
ReplyDeleteEven better.
ReplyDeleteOh no! What do I do with my low-rise pants?
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