Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Why Iran will never win an Olympic Hockey medal

Or, for that matter, why they'll never get a Wal-Mart. Why so?

They ban mullets.

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  1. Just don't tell my heart, my Achmed-Drop-Dead heart, I just don't think it'd understand...

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  2. Just wait until those mullahs get a load of Miley pole-dancing!

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  3. Oh this is to to funny! Read the article all the way down to the part about the earthquakes. What causes earthquakes? It's all women's fault - it's all our fault again!!!!! From the garden of Eden all the way to earthquakes. Good grief!!!! We ARE wicked aren't we??????????

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  4. Oops! I meant to say too too funny! My English is eroding from too much internet.

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  5. Good move. Guys with mullets gave us four years of Jesse Ventura.

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  6. But they can probably grow some wicked play off beards for the olympics.

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  7. i like that ban on low rise pants for dudes. can we get that here?

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  8. I'd like to see such a ban for young ladies, too. There are things that make a young lady look beautiful, but low rise pants are not among them. (they can make even the most willowy young lady look fat)

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  9. but then you wouldnt be able to see her tramp stamp.

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  10. Oh no! What do I do with my low-rise pants?

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