In Mason , Texas , where there is a large German speaking population.
A farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The farmer shouted:
'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben da reingeschissen.'
(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it.')
The man shouted back:
'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama’s health care plan, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'
The farmer replied:
'Use two hands, you'll get more water.'
HA HA!!!!
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