.....I bought bunny fur "Mad Bomber" hats for the wife and daughters for Christmas this year. With due apologies to the fine people at Veggie Tales.....
The Bunny, the bunny, whoa I wear the bunny
I don't wear the gap or Walmart, just the bunny
The Bunny, the Bunny, YEAH I eat the bunny
I gave all my veggies away for the bunny
I don't want no pleather when it's time to dress
And nasty shedding faux fur, it just makes a mess
I don't want no bunnies to come out and play
I'll ride my spring horsie wear bunnies all day
I won't eat fake meat, and I won't eat tofu
That stuff is for sissies, but bunnies are cool!
Refrain:
I don't want no pickles, I don't want no honey, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
I don't want a tissue when my nose is runny, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
I don't want to tell you a joke that is funny, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
I don't want to play on a day that is sunny, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
Repeat refrain during final verse
The Bunny, the bunny, whoa I wear the bunny
I don't wear pleather or faux fur, just the bunny
The bunny, the bunny, yeah, I eat the bunny
In a hot skillet with oil......goes the bunneeeee!
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did you really eat the bunny that made those hats?
ReplyDeletenow, that would be cool.
That would be, but no. Isn't it cool enough that I bought fur hats for all my family?
ReplyDeleteI shot a wild hare once with my deer rifle, though. It was a quick, painless death for the animal, and since I hit him in the chest, the meat was mostly preserved and......it wasn't very hard to clean the carcass, if you catch my drift. :^)