Thursday, January 27, 2011

An Ode the the loons at PETA

.....I bought bunny fur "Mad Bomber" hats for the wife and daughters for Christmas this year. With due apologies to the fine people at Veggie Tales.....


The Bunny, the bunny, whoa I wear the bunny
I don't wear the gap or Walmart, just the bunny
The Bunny, the Bunny, YEAH I eat the bunny
I gave all my veggies away for the bunny

I don't want no pleather when it's time to dress
And nasty shedding faux fur, it just makes a mess
I don't want no bunnies to come out and play
I'll ride my spring horsie wear bunnies all day
I won't eat fake meat, and I won't eat tofu
That stuff is for sissies, but bunnies are cool!

Refrain:

I don't want no pickles, I don't want no honey, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
I don't want a tissue when my nose is runny, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
I don't want to tell you a joke that is funny, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
I don't want to play on a day that is sunny, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny

Repeat refrain during final verse

The Bunny, the bunny, whoa I wear the bunny
I don't wear pleather or faux fur, just the bunny
The bunny, the bunny, yeah, I eat the bunny
In a hot skillet with oil......goes the bunneeeee!

2 comments:

  1. did you really eat the bunny that made those hats?
    now, that would be cool.

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  2. That would be, but no. Isn't it cool enough that I bought fur hats for all my family?

    I shot a wild hare once with my deer rifle, though. It was a quick, painless death for the animal, and since I hit him in the chest, the meat was mostly preserved and......it wasn't very hard to clean the carcass, if you catch my drift. :^)

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