Local Chapter of G.A. (Grumps Anonymous)

Hello, my name is W.B. and I'm grumpy.

"Hello W.B."

So I was watching Gran Torino last night. That guy, Walt? Yeah, he's my hero.

*murmuring of assent*

I've been practicing making those faces in my mirror all day. It made me so... umm... happy.

*crickets*

Uh, and that really kind of pissed me off. So I stopped.

*grunts*

I'm all better now.