Once you reach a certain age all guys should suck up their manly pride and get a prostate exam. Even more fun, once you hit 50 you need a periodic colonoscopy. I'm off to do that today, but I'll spare you the colorful details. Do it for your heath and for your family.
Besides, if Obamacare passes, you may never have the opportunity.
Medical Haikus
ReplyDelete"Hands off my prostate!"
Not a smooth move there buddy.
Bend over for health!
Not all fun and games
Unpopular procedure
Colonoscopy
you go, steve.
ReplyDeletei've posted video of one of my medical procedures. but i think we can do without this one of yours.
The colonoscopy procedure was no problem, it was drinking that vile potion to clean you out that was the killer.
ReplyDeleteNo potion, but they gave me tabs of sodium phosphate to take with lots of water. It was chalky/salty. Pretty much turned my innards to water.
ReplyDeleteAnd the good news was that the doc didn't find a thing. Fiber is your friend.
Take the GoLitely
ReplyDeletePoop like you've eaten All Bran
Tube and a movie
Levity aside, do pay attention to your colon. I lost my mom to complications of colon cancer a few months ago. If you think sitting on the pot all day is troubling, consider the possibility of being on morphine drip and drifting in and out of consciousness as the doctors try to control the pain.