Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Democrat Logic

In a speech yesterday, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said:
...But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy....

That's an interesting concept. Pass it first -- THEN find out what's in it.

Her logic is so innovative, I'd think it could be much more widely applied. In that spirit, here are my...

Top 10 extensions to Pelosian logic

10. Buy the house so you can get a tour of it.
9. Marry the girl so that you can find out whether she's nice.
8. Drive home from the bar to determine whether you're too drunk.
7. Let the dog bite you so that you can find out if it's rabid.
6. Lick the frozen flag pole to see whether your tongue sticks to it.
5. Buy the car so you can get a test drive.
4. Whiz on the electric fence to find out whether it's active.
3. Eat the wild mushroom so that you can find out whether it's poisonous.
2. Get in the water and hug the killer whale to see whether it likes you.

And the number one extension to Pelosian logic...

1. Elect Barack Obama President so that you can find out whether he can do the job.

3 comments:

  1. Exactly why I thought the American public was whacked - they had that same logic when they elected Obama. Sigh!

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  2. Excellent. I'd like to add one more to your list. Hold the gun to your head, and pull the trigger to see if it's loaded.

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  3. 9. Marry the girl so that you can find out whether she's nice.

    Or good in bed.

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