Friday, March 26, 2010

You can't make this up.

Corporations do the funniest things!

A company sent out a company wide email notifying employees there would be no raises at least for the first six months of the year.
This company wide email was sent out on the morning of the day of the company celebration for how well they did the previous year!

A company is planning a large layoff between 1000 and 2000 people.
This Tuesday. (Got any lambs blood?)


  1. Would this company be affected, perchance, by....the Pelosi-Reid-Lenin-Obama health insurance deform bill?

  2. This company also said that not only can't you work for them doing what you do, but you can't work for any other company doing the same thing!

  3. If the lamb's blood and hyssop didn't work, check with a lawyer. Minnesota generally does not allow noncompete agreements to be enforced.

  4. Well, if you know of any lawyers that would actually take on a multi-billion dollar corporation...