Johnny was late for school one day.
The teacher, Mr. Crabbash, demanded to know why Johnny was late.
Teacher: Well, mister, you have some explaining to do for your tardiness.
Johnny: Well, sir, you see, we have a cow ready to be mated, so the bull and the cow need to be together, so I had to bring the bull to the cow.
Teacher: What? Let me get this straight.
Your cow is in heat and you needed to bring the bull to the cow so they could mate.
Johnny: Yes sir.
Teacher: Well, Johnny, couldn't your dad have done that?
Johnny: No sir, it had to be the bull.
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I laughed out loud.
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